20 February 2012

Alternatives

Top 10 alternatives to "36 days left until surgery:"

  1. 36 days left until I get to stop freaking out all the time
  2. 36 days left until I never have to take anti-testosterone meds again
  3. 36 days left until I won't have anything to talk about
  4. 36 days left until I have a legitimate reason to sleep for 18 hours a day
  5. 36 days left until I get to watch ALL THE NETFLIX
  6. 36 days left until I have more blank space on my Gcal than boxes (for the first time since coming to Stanford)
  7. 36 days left until I have something new and exciting to talk about on SOSAS panels
  8. 36 days left until I am completely surrounded by people who love and care for me
    1. Corollary: 36 days until the people who love and care for me have to help mom calm the fuck down since she won't be there herself
  9. 36 days left until my outie becomes an innie
  10. 36 days left until I have a clitoris
Boom! Longer post coming soon.

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